2011 Speech

With the new year approaching much more quickly than i expected, i thought it only polite to think of my new year "resolutions". Which have been the same for about 3 consecutive years; get skinny, keep my room tidy, get over (insert male name) and just generally be "better". This year the skinnyness and tidyness still applies but the get over does not. Yet all this is just a reason to try and perfect ones self a little more. But do we really change year to year? I've never stuck to my new years resolution and i highly doubt this year will be any different. Maybe my resolution will be; be more weird, be you and fuck up a bit but have fun. I can try and have the perfect body, personality, work ethic, hair, nails, personality....but, unfortunately that will never happen. Instead i say screw "resolutions" and hello fucking up and enjoying your year to the max because we will never have another 2011, never! I will have a nice tidy room and i will try and get into perfect shape for summer but there is no point straining myself to end up hot and miserable. LOL. 

Happy New year. Be as drunk as you possibly can...why not?

YAAAY vodka